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Tesoro Mondano

Such is the treasured in life, the mundane.
Sep 2 '14

tiptoehappiness:

lifeofaseamonster:

No but what if the end of Dragon Age is marked by the first sighting of Griffons in many many years???

fuck yeah Griffon Age

Sep 2 '14
jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

(Source: ds0tm)

Sep 2 '14
sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

(Source: spiralingsidewayz)

Sep 2 '14

howtofightwrite:

Explaining sword terminology: Longsword, greatsword, arming sword, broadsword? via Skallagrim

Sep 2 '14
  • me: *playing bioware game*
  • me: wow im about to enter an important, high-risk, life-or-death battle
  • me: ...
  • me: better bring my significant other
Sep 2 '14

(Source: thorfrid)

Sep 2 '14
horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

Sep 2 '14

parchmentsandquills:

booksandhotchocolate:

You know you read too much when you can spot a plot twist long before it even happens. 

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That gif is so accurate.

Sep 2 '14
paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

Sep 2 '14

Stereotypical Anime Roles By Zodiac Sign.

  • Aries: The determined, optimistic and hot-headed protagonist.
  • Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
  • Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
  • Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
  • Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
  • Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
  • Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
  • Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
  • Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
  • Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
  • Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
  • Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.
Sep 2 '14

vincisomething:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

(Source: coooooooooooooorvo)

Sep 2 '14
mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

Sep 2 '14

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
Sep 2 '14

marfmellow:

fakespacegirl:

Hate doesn’t breed hate. Hate inspires anger in victims of hatred and that anger is called hatred to delegitimize it and villainize people. If you wanna help people who are victims then first you gotta stop acting like they’re just as bad their oppressors and abusers.

BUP BUP BUP

Sep 2 '14

shoonwhy:

how does it get on the ball